Do you ever wake up dead? Because I do, every now and again I wake up dead as dead can be Deader’n a doornail, whatever that means Wake up lying/laying (I never remember which) on my bed Or couch or floor or guest bed Or bathroom rug Once on the back porch, but that was only cos the night before was really nice and I was sitting there til I zonked
some gems:
until who I am returns
Mort/Bazooka Joe evocation
invention of the what'm contraction
you, even so
Right you are, Mort.